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Jun 16, 2021

reaching for the less mad

the priests play a game with cards — each card has a debating point — some of them are in squiggly arabic that none of the priests can follow — those go on the discard pile — some are in that one with all the accents and all the le…

Human Condition

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Human Condition

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May 29, 2021

there’s bound to be a wee bit more

transcend our encumbent dwellers with the blessings of death — the death whose stench we grasp with love from wretches bosom blast that belches forth upon god’s children’s day — tis petr the jew come through tears to know of dreams again for the welcome given bursts our crescent whole…

Menstruation

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Menstruation

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May 29, 2021

how goes the war?

“prefer a bit of the old caramel” words to suggest a direct attack on chocolate is a foolhardy venture — “theofumigans” after the noble savages of the wild west so beloved of hollywood — yet “real easter egg” (trademark) is advertised in the parish news in a lengthy piece topped…

Religion

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Religion

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May 8, 2021

is it that chocolates no a drug?

just a wee story of the heart cut out in a month or so — dance for your captors here’s a lucozade?? there’s the cocoa plants there’s the manure pile this is the pope fancy a nap from hell have a whiff of this exhaled air plus the chocolate vapours as it warms so anyway bring in the devil in the form of a blind man bring in the woman she can see although she no understand english bring in the chocolate manufacturer he never touches the shite here you go its in brail this is me become over-sensitised to women ooohhh become over-sensitised to women as the dust settles decent makeover they have a way over there must be all the curry ladyboys in the house one in one out

Drugs

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Drugs

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Mar 28, 2021

the counter in the castle

is it that you are over invested in the gate? we see how far we can push you into the gain a load o’gumph the that is you as well plant the is it only me that feels it thing become over-sensitized to women ooohhh become over-sensitized to women children’s comprehension check storytime the paper with sentences with words missing the apple is any answer is ok its primary school after all you can draw a picture of a snake the coffee is

Plants

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Plants

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Feb 10, 2021

one game two game two for one listen to the band play on can you to prison go over the chocky-late…

one game two game two for one listen to the band play on can you to prison go over the chocky-late that is foe follow my lead to same query bleak sad man to his only death do speak another theory is to provide chocky-late to the imbiber during the period of their zombie sulk smoking makes me very nervous — remove a item of clothing each time you re-read this what is surprising about tea? we adore to hear your funny legal arguments — there are those that prefer the prefix again to allow overwriting of the previous state with this one

Caffeine

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Caffeine

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Dec 6, 2020

the terror squid

the terror squid the terror squid is renowned for its ability to change its skin tone to give the appearance of letters that form sentences alarming to predators for example "it is only for me emperor barass in my place to rid the world of nuclear weapons they are for me and my wife to argue over emperor barass makes them in the night emperor barass destroys them in the day it is to assist my wife when she angry me

Nuclear Weapons

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Nuclear Weapons

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Dec 6, 2020

introductions

introductions it is better to say your response to her to me my clothes are fine

Relationships

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Relationships

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Oct 21, 2020

as a doctor

the female psyche and its interaction with the devil is my forte according to the british medical association to remove the connection one uses techniques according to my mother’s teachings the woman is a fervently follows eden’s approach

Devil

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Devil

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Oct 17, 2020

and thats how to knock coffee off its tracks

there is a rumor there is a plot to disrupt world coffee production - the more seriously the rumor is taken the more serious the plot becomes - got a bit of a leg amputation go and be nice to someone (thats confusing)

Coffee

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Coffee

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