the effect of insecticide on the human brain

spread this to feel safe

tell people to do a particular thing to feel safe when they feel scared when they hear a particular phrase

for example “drink coffee” and “enough coffee”

bars refuse to serve people that are drunk
lets open a café

coffee

the customer is tasked with discerning the following statements as a story whose accuracy is in doubt

there is a rumour there is a plot to disrupt world coffee production
the rumour continues that the more seriously the rumour is taken, the more serious the plot becomes

following the preamble the customer is tasked with introducing words that may in a very loose sense satisfy a schoolteacher

children’s comprehension may be checked by reading the children a story
a piece of paper is then handed out to each child containing sentences with a word missing

“the apple is ……”
you can write anything you want
its primary school
you can draw a picture of a snake
“the coffee is ……”

(where’s one of our snitches gone?) (smile as they depart)

the customer is tasked with discussing the letters ‘x’ and ‘z’ with equal import

milk has the property “from a cow”
all things with the property “from a cow” have the property “x”
therefore milk has the property “x”
coffee has the property “soluble”
all things with the property “soluble” have the property “z”
therefore coffee has the property “z”

tea

two containers, one containing tea, one containing the letter ‘t’ are presented to be inspected
the containers are hidden from view and then presented again
the customer is tasked with choosing one to show surprise at

chocolate

the customer is required to assess the following statements as equally valid

we always enjoy jumping
we always enjoy chocolate

the customer is required to distinguish between two types of statements

1, 2, 3, this is a statement within a framework of type A, 4, 5, 6, 7
2, 3, this is a statement within a framework of type B, 7, 8, 9
5, 6, 7, chocolate is compostable, 10, 11, 12
5, 6, 7, chocolate can be used to bribe a judge, 7, 8, 9
1, 2, 3, chocolate is drinking from Satan’s cup, 1, 2, 3